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Portal Defenders Portal Defenders

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

FUCK, FUCK, FUUU- -UCCKK..

God-motherfucking-dammit.
I was just near completion, at Wadolf, 30% life and half beaten the zombies. I sunddenly needed to brb, so I pressed the P button to pause.
When I came back, I wanted to keep playing and finally complete this game, when I accidently pressed the "Main Menu" button.
FUUU--

But nvm that now. Awesome game, but alittle too hard. It's nearly impossible to complete.
The points for some of the acheivments are totally underrated, such as the BFFS acheivment. It is worth 25 and so is the ZOMBIES acheivments, although the zombies one is WAY easier to get.

And, umm, yeah..
WHERE'S THE MADNESS ANIMATORS WAVE?!


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save Israel save Israel

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Let's get this all straight now, k?

Years ago, Hamas started bombing nearby cities in Israel with lame, yet damaging missles. Kids and adults in this cities leave in fear, some of them got hurt phisiclly or mentally and it became kind of an everyday situation.

Few weeks ago, Israel started an operation, in it we are bombing Hamas' missle launch places and Hamas' leaders in Gaza. But, ofcourse, we sometimes hit citizens too.
Why do we? Well, that's because the Hamas hides ammo and is bombing Israel out of citizens' houses, which sometimes makes hitting only the terrorists impossible.

So, the point is, they've started it few years ago, didn't stop, we had enough and we're still being careful on citizens.

Though, the game is pointless because there is really no need in saving Israel, or Gaza. Neither of them needs help.



Eternal Red Eternal Red

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I couldn't really played anything..

Since the "Play" button didn't worked. I gave it two stars though, 'cus I'm sure it's awesome.



Fatherhood The Game Fatherhood The Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice.

Very simple, but still fun.
Really nice birthday present, I must say =D



Look out, Mr Johnson! Look out, Mr Johnson!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic game

Don't mind all these bitching babies, this game is awesome.
The controls we're really ok, to be honest. The secrets were a nice touch :]
The falling boxes, ladder and knights levels were the hardest.
I like the game in the end, and lol, now Mr. Johnson and the ghost are friends.


molkman responds:

Yea, they're best friends forever now. Until the next Johnson game. :P


Escape from Crystal Lake Escape from Crystal Lake

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Lulz.

I would give you a 10 but I gave you an 8 , because first - ROFL. This Jason guy danceso funny while fighting you! OH MY GAWD! STEP DANCER IS GONNA' PUNCH ME! :O

And second - it was really short! You spend 4 years on this?



Castle Crashing the Beard Castle Crashing the Beard

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Totally fun!

This is one of the most awesome flash games ever created!
But one problem that really pissed me off..
After awhile of playing Tom gets too easy to defeat, and it's almost imposible to max out your XP without winning. I finish the game easily in 2 minutes.
Please make an option to change the diffuculty or something.


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the NG Calculator the NG Calculator

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I am worth...

11.136$.
It's not even enough for a kiddey meal. ><



Blockhead: The Game Blockhead: The Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice, nice.

Altought it's really hard. REALLY.
Anyway, maybe the best way after all is to keep Blockhead away from ANY civilezation. Yes, I can't grammer. You have a problem with that?! TOODEEEDOODOOTEEDOODOODOO.



Bowling_ Bowling_

Rated 3 / 5 stars

lol what?

That's not bowling.
Nice, thought.